Definitions by The Groobs! AKA The Hans!

Poontangling

The art of seduction wherein the male of the species slays some poon or vagina.

Well boys, I'd love to stay, but I got some poontangling to do tonight...

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The mad crash that happens after a sugar high. Some might say a 'Diabetic Coma'

Shit son, after them 6 sodas and a half-hour I went into a sugar coma

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