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Definitions by The Great Zambino

Alcohol Positivist 

Someone who loves the taste of alcoholic beverages.
He's not a drunk, he's an Alcohol Positivist!

Nantucket Bucket 

When you catch a fresh fish from the sea, stick it in a bucket full of salt water, then use the slime from the fish as lube.
Hey what special items do you use for sex? I use the Nantucket Bucket to help get my dick in.