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Wizard
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Some crazy old guy who runs
around
naked
holding
his penis and
yelling
.
"I'M A WIZARD AND
THIS IS
MY WAND
PATRICK
THE PENIS
!"
Wizard
by
The Great What's-His-Face
September 21, 2016
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