Definitions by The Gort

Jaspurbate 

Jaspurbate Jaspurbating and Jaspurbation are used to tell someone in case you don't want them to know what you are doing

Jane wants to go and take a shit but doesn't want her friends to know where she is going so
Jane:"Hey guys, i am going to go and jaspurbate, ill be right back"

Jaspurbate by The Gort December 13, 2008