Definitions by The Goose

shirted 

to fart only to find some goo came out also.

dude, gotta go home to clean up, I just shirted!

shirted by The Goose February 7, 2005

Torpey 

A very odd person, who over uses the words such as "Goose" and "Goober" etc
Often called "Torpay" by sad and unlearned persons.

"Torpey!"
"You're such a Torpey for saying that"
"Stupid twat = Torpey"
"Come on Torpay"

Torpey by The Goose September 21, 2003