The most pure form of a
goon. Legend has it that it was the first of its
goon species on our planet. As leader of the
goon's, it has the ultimate power to convert us normal humans into
goon's simply by flipping your pancake. Fear has been instilled coast to coast with goon outbreaks. If spotting any goon-like behavior please call this hotline.
1-800-damn-goons
In Rhode Island, one college student reported a spotting of the raingoon flipping pancakes at a party, trying to create a goon army.
