The Goon Eliminater's definitions

raingoon

The most pure form of a goon. Legend has it that it was the first of its goon species on our planet. As leader of the goon's, it has the ultimate power to convert us normal humans into goon's simply by flipping your pancake. Fear has been instilled coast to coast with goon outbreaks. If spotting any goon-like behavior please call this hotline.

1-800-damn-goons

In Rhode Island, one college student reported a spotting of the raingoon flipping pancakes at a party, trying to create a goon army.

by The Goon Eliminater April 6, 2011

nuts in your cookie

Someone who’s got a bun in the oven.

You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?

by The Goon Eliminater November 30, 2019