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raingoon

The most pure form of a goon. Legend has it that it was the first of its goon species on our planet. As leader of the goon's, it has the ultimate power to convert us normal humans into goon's simply by flipping your pancake. Fear has been instilled coast to coast with goon outbreaks. If spotting any goon-like behavior please call this hotline.

1-800-damn-goons
In Rhode Island, one college student reported a spotting of the raingoon flipping pancakes at a party, trying to create a goon army.
by The Goon Eliminater April 6, 2011
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Ranch Rangoon

A style of rangoon often eaten in Korea. Its comparable to crab rangoon, but substitutes ranch for crab. Recently popularized in southern US.
Dan: What should I order to eat?
Mike: You've gotta try the ranch rangoon. Its amazing
by Biggest Dawg Out There May 13, 2020
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rangoonin'

When a straight man has homosexual sex for money, usually with african american men.
John couldn't pay the rent, so he went rangoonin' at the barbershop
by Bob Stevenson August 21, 2006
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Come in Rangoon

Early generations of short wave radios had large flat tuning dials requiring spreading all five fingers and placing them on the circumference of the dial in order to gently turn the dial right or left to tune in a distant location (Rangoon). Spatially, the gesture resembles that of palming a woman's ample breast.
Two guys are sitting in a bar, in walks a woman with large breasts, one guy turns to the other, winks and says 'Come in Rangoon.'
by ackpirate September 20, 2013
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Jizz-Rangoon

The act of busting a mad nut in a fruit rollup, then wrapping it in a Crab-Rangoon manner and presenting it to your female companion for the most delightful and delicious consumption.
I gave my girl a Jizz-Rangoon the other day; We've never been so close in my life.
by Bcon2Gone December 13, 2013
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crab rangoon (the food)

Also called "cheese wonton", this thing slaps.
David: I just ordered crab rangoon (the food) for takeout.
Jeff: I approve of that.
by Willgamer July 8, 2021
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rangooned

to describe when extremly intoxicated
pissed up beyond human control rangooned.
by spudsdeeper August 8, 2006
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