2 definitions by The Golden Turnip
How many of the football (soccer) world refer to Charlton Athletic FC in recognition for their hilarious attempts at playing the beautiful game. Clowntown are known for moaning at every opportunity and their support which is mainly made up of pikey glory-hunters.
Manchester City Fan: I hate Manchester United the most, what football team do you have the most?
Crystal Palace Fan: Definately Clowntown.
Crystal Palace Fan: Definately Clowntown.
by The Golden Turnip August 7, 2004
If you are walking home, after a heavy night drinking having been in the same pub from mid afternoon until chuck out time at 11.20pm and you are completely unable to walk in a straight line and constantly veering into the centre of the road from the pavement, yet in the morning you have no hangover and remember getting home, then you are said to be waggered. Generally one of the most pleasant stages of drunken behaviour.
The word waggered comes from a mixture of stagger and wasted.
The word waggered comes from a mixture of stagger and wasted.
by The Golden Turnip August 7, 2004