Definitions by The Glove

chumpet 

A chumpet is a complete knobwit.
A cross between a trumpet and a chump. He is usually your boss, predominantly named Alex. He gives trumpet to his superiors whilst affecting chump like symptoms to employees.

Alex is a chumpet.

chumpet by The Glove May 1, 2003

shunky 

localised term for toilet specifally referring to an extremely smelly example frequented by pebble dashers.

i had to initiate a scour sequence in that shunky...some trumpet had pebble dashed it!!

shunky by The Glove May 1, 2003