Carlo is a natural born pimp!
From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
by The Giza December 02, 2019
He’s the Man!
No he most definitely isn’t
Says he gets all the girls but all he gets are numbers and that’s only because he is so repulsive girls give him a decoy number just to go away.
He looks like if Frankenstein had a baby with a Sasquatch and lived in the sewers.
He is the creepiest guy in the club in a Wu Tang t-shirt.
No he most definitely isn’t
Says he gets all the girls but all he gets are numbers and that’s only because he is so repulsive girls give him a decoy number just to go away.
He looks like if Frankenstein had a baby with a Sasquatch and lived in the sewers.
He is the creepiest guy in the club in a Wu Tang t-shirt.
by The Giza September 01, 2019