drug testing

a technique used by many companies that if not stipulated in the contract is in fact illegal. however once employed you are subject to their tests. there is blood (rare), hair (pretty rare), urine (most common), spit, and other types of testing that pick up on the basic drugs. however these tests are so fuckin intense now they pretty much tell the story of your life

*Modern Day Drug Testing*
Employer: So we got your drug test back today...
Employee: Ya, everything should be good I'm clean.
Employer: Ya but it says here that you look at porn on thursdays...get out.

by The Gibber March 08, 2007

soulja boy

someone that by targeting the 16-17 year old girl audience has now obtained recognition in the music world. His songs in all reality are fucking horrible. They contain really no story other than him wanting to fuck bitches and rapping about adolescent shit that really has no feelign to it at all. Crank That, one of his songs, has become a huge hit even though it is poorly written and has shitty beats to it. The sad thing is that people liek this are being hailed as superstarts now and the younger listeners no longer respect truly great rappers like tupac, notorious B.I.G., dr. dre, and alot of other really talented people
instead they listen to this shit
and he lives with his mom and dad...i rest my case

girl: "hey lets go to that soulja boy concert tommorow night"
Boy: "ya and maybe tonight you can sleep with a gun in your mouth"
girl: "..."

by The Gibber October 20, 2007