The Freshman King's definitions

Orbital Commander

Navigating through a group of fat people, either in a crowd or in a line

In order to move along the buffet line, I had to orbital commander around a group of fatties lingering around the chocolate fountain.

by The Freshman King January 18, 2020

Planet Destroyer

An overweight or fat vegan.

I was attending a friend’s wedding, and his planet destroyer bride made the menu all vegan. She’s 5’3” and 250 lbs…ain’t no way she’s vegan!

by The Freshman King February 24, 2025