The First Noel's definitions

shlapnoodle

a wet drooping penis, similar to angel hair, fetuccini, or spagetti. people with such penises have the tendency to masturbate uncontrolably.

when asked why he had a shlapnoodle during a jenna jameson film, alex replied "i like my self a nice gay porno"

by The First Noel October 19, 2006

clown nigger

someone that acts immaturely or as though they have autism.

Stop preaching for women's rights your acting like a clown nigger.

by The First Noel October 16, 2006