The Fig Newton Monster's definitions

no homo

Basicly the two words that get you from being called gay by your friend if you say something gay.

dude 1 " yo man ill suck your dick...no homo"
dude 2 " WTF?"

by The Fig Newton Monster March 4, 2008

HK slap

On HK guns the charging handle can be locked up in a little notch. When you "slap" the handle back down it loads a bullet in the chamber. Hence the term HK slap.

When you HK slap a wal-mart airsoft mp5... the handle will break off.

by The Fig Newton Monster March 2, 2008