Birdcage

When your girlfriend owns the key to the cage that your dick lives in.

Help, I'm stuck in here. Let me out.

SOLID STEEL BIRDCAGE

by The Festive Uncle Feaster September 05, 2009

Birdcage

The birdcage is when a guy has plans to chill with his friends but is then made to feel guilty to hang out with his woman.

Birdcage can also generally be a demanding girlfriend.

"Man, you coming out tonight?"
"Yeah, I'll be there..." --- phone rings---- "GOD DAMN BIRD CAGE!!!!!"

"What's Mike been up to recently?"
"I dunno, since his wings were clipped marriage he's really been birdcaged."

by The Festive Uncle Feaster September 04, 2009