Definitions by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga

Taking My Talents to South Beach 

THE OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITON - Taking a shit.
(Also referred to as "Making LeBron a Free Agent)

Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?

Taking My Talents to South Beach by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010

Make LeBron a Free Agent 

OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITION: To take a shit
(Another euphamism for "Taking my talents to South Beach")

Damn, I got the bubble guts! I'll be back. I'm going to the bathroom to "Make LeBron a Free Agent".

Make LeBron a Free Agent by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010

King James 

When you need to take a shit, and it's starting to peek out. This will also happen as you're "taking talents to south beach" or "Make LeBron a Free Agent"

GAWDDAMMIT! I need to get to the bathroom quick! I ate that damn Chipotle, and 'King James' is making an entrance!

King James by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010