Definitions by The Egg Salad Sandwich

Trife Gardener 

Someone who is always hoin' it

Dude my roommate is like the trife gardener. He eats all my food and he always hoes it.

Trife Gardener by The Egg Salad Sandwich March 7, 2011

hoin' it

Ignoring obligations or being generally disagreeable. A person who is said to be "hoin' it" is generally a friend who has let the accusing party down in some way.

Joe: Dude I can't go to the party tonight. I need to help my grandma iron the drapes.

Me: You are hoin' it!

hoin' it by The Egg Salad Sandwich March 7, 2011