The East Stand Crusader's definitions

Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation

Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003

Grips my shit

When a person or act is found to be so annoying that it actually creates discomfort, almost as if someone is gripping internal organs.

He really is beginning to grip my shit.

by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003