2 definitions by The Dysfunktional
When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way
After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet
by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022
Synonym - cop out.
(noun) An obvious scapegoat for something that has completely nothing to do with the issue being discussed; an acceptable excuse to divert attention away from the actual culprit or culprits
(noun) An obvious scapegoat for something that has completely nothing to do with the issue being discussed; an acceptable excuse to divert attention away from the actual culprit or culprits
Person 1: man thaw previous President was the reason that the Ohio train derailed.
Person 2: How, he hasn’t been in charge for 2 years. Didn’t the new guy undo everything the other guy did?
Person 1: It was his deregulation that caused the derailment
Person 2: my guy, that is such a Trump-out
Person 2: How, he hasn’t been in charge for 2 years. Didn’t the new guy undo everything the other guy did?
Person 1: It was his deregulation that caused the derailment
Person 2: my guy, that is such a Trump-out
by The Dysfunktional February 24, 2023