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Definitions by The Duke of Alcatraz

Booty Pussy 

When one male friend calls up another male friend for a booty call, even though they are straight, the asshole that is fucked becomes a "Booty pussy".
"Dude, I'm bored and Horny, let me come over and fuck that booty pussy of yours. Ps I still love chicks"

Human Claymore 

The act of Shoving your fist into your partner and once inside, opening your hand and releasing multiple ball bearings.
"Wow, Todd gave me a Human Claymore last night and I'm still shitting ball bearings"

Birth a Chocolate Smurf 

Slang for excreting fecal matter.
"Sweet mother of God, I really need to birth a chocolate smurf!"