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The ultimate suckable suckage of sucking in suckableness in fantasy sports, especially fantasy football and baseball. A complete waste of effort inside a complete waste of time.

The Capital City Goofballs are teh suk!
by The Dirty Dog December 11, 2006
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When one shines the Light of Lucifer so brightly, that those in proximity ask for a tub of lube.
"I got into a debate and totally Lucifisted that bible thumper."
by The Dirty Dog July 23, 2015
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