The Dick's definitions

seven pound squirrel

A huge quaff of hair around a woman's vagina that either has never been shaved, or at least gone without any grooming for a period of at least 7 years.

My lady got off the treadmill, took off her yoga pants, and as I ran my mouth over that seven pound squirrel I thought I might drown.

by The Dick December 9, 2013

cancer gun

a penis - when infected with HPV.

I shot her with my cancer gun - now she has ovarian cancer. The doctor's say she will live.

by the dick April 12, 2008