The Destroyers's definitions

constant gardener

the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.

Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.

by The Destroyers April 3, 2008

crazy eskimo

when you're having anal sex from behind next to a freezer and as you're about to ejaculate you reach into the freezer and pull out a fish. as you ejaculate you hit them in the face with the frozen fish.

Peggy had a bruise on her cheek after I gave her a crazy eskimo.

by The Destroyers April 3, 2008