The Definition King's definitions

baller

It started off life meaning somebody who has made it big playing baseball. Now it means whoever uses the word and isn't mocking it is a fucking idiot.

Person1: "That's some baller ass shit"
Person2: " "
Person1: "You don't know baller when you see it bitch?"
Person2: " "

by The Definition King October 2, 2006

bbq rapist

A rapist who specifically targets bbq's. Usually because good food and the giving of unexpected love are two of the finest pleasures of life for a bbq rapist.

'Well shit on the deck, there's a fly on my steak'

'That's not a fly, that's a bbq rapist'

by The Definition King September 28, 2006

rap

A typo of the word 'crap' commonly seen before the word 'music'.

'Genre: rap music'

Correction:

'Genre: crap music'

by The Definition King October 2, 2006

cock blocker

A defensive kung fu move popularized by the late Bruce Lee.

'I fight with this one guy who use penis as main weapon. So, naturally, I find myself developing the move I now call COCK BLOCKER. Whyyyyyyyyy yah! Of course.'

by The Definition King August 19, 2007

deck shit

A shit done on any flat, hard, surface.

Squat, thrust, watch out, power, release, side spin, splat, deck shit. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

by The Definition King June 2, 2007