2 definitions by The Deag

Hot Kurt

A Hot Kurt is when a man - doing a handstand - fucks a woman doggy style, then proceeds to flip her backwards and simultaneously perform a somersault underneath her. He then licks her anus while she releases a hot load of feces.

"I heard he tossed her salad."
"No man, he pulled a full-on Hot Kurt!"

by The Deag July 22, 2009

hawgly

A person that exhibits aesthetic deficiencies (i.e. fat and ugly).

"Shut up, my girlfriend is a BBW."

"Naw dude, that bitch is hawgly!"

by The Deag July 13, 2009