pengina

There are two types of pengina:
Type 1: A vagina at the end of the penis where the urethra is also located.
Type 2: A vagina with a penis inside that eviscerates during intercourse.

When I was having sex with her, her pengina poked my ballsack.

by The David November 14, 2003

kneenis

A penis located on the kneecap.

Good thing the guy with the cleets had hit my shin otherwise he would have torn up my kneenis.

by The David November 14, 2003