mackerel

An idiot, dickhead, mug etc

How are Chelsea better than Arsenal you fuckin Mackerel.

by The Dalai Longer November 12, 2004

Rampant Galloping Cock Rot

A generic term for sexually transmitted deseases affecting the male reproductive organs.

Doctor, I think I've caught a dose of the old Rampant Galloping Cock Rot. Can I have some penecillin please.

by The Dalai Longer November 05, 2004

Fannywash

A fowl tasting liquid

This beer tastes like Fannywash

by the dalai longer September 25, 2005