4 definitions by The Cruncher
Kashi Pants is the occasional condition where an individual has an uncontrollable bowel movement as a result of eating Kashi Go Lean cereal.
Today at work I had Kashi Pants just one hour after eating a small bowl of Kashi Go Lean cereal. I didn't make it to the bathroom in time so I had to go home and change my pants.
by The Cruncher August 12, 2018
A dan mac is a term used to describe a man who denigrates attractive women who have a romantic interest in him.
Girl 1: You know your cute friend, Randy? Well, he did a dan mac on me at the club by calling me a whore bag.
Girl 2: Yeah, I've heard that he does like to dan mac women who want to date him. Move on girl!
Girl 2: Yeah, I've heard that he does like to dan mac women who want to date him. Move on girl!
by The Cruncher August 12, 2018
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino from MTV's Jersey Shore is currently embroiled in a legal battle with the federal government over tax fraud. He friends have started calling him "The Litigation" because of his legal problems. Mike "The Litigation" Sorrentino.
by The Cruncher August 14, 2018
A wendy is a clam-jam secretary who is highly protective of the men she works for. Even going so far as to lie for her boss and demean his potential girlfriends.
Girl: My boyfriends got a Wendy working for him.
Other girl: What did she do?
Girl: She is a total clam-jam and I think she lied for my boyfriend.
Other girl: Yeah, that sounds like a Wendy all right.
Other girl: What did she do?
Girl: She is a total clam-jam and I think she lied for my boyfriend.
Other girl: Yeah, that sounds like a Wendy all right.
by The Cruncher May 2, 2016