11 definitions by The Cornhole King
The act of gently inserting your well lubed erect cock into your womans well rimmed and squeeky clean anus. Making sure plenty of lube has also been applied to her sphincter as well. With a gentle push, once the crown of your cock has stretched her sphincter, you allow her bung muscle to relax and then start a gradual entering of her turdcutter. Once fully in her turdcutter, you begin a slow, short pumping motion until you build up to a full length cock stabbing penetration of her dumphole. Stroking as fast as possible, while holding on to her hips until you reach the point of no return. You finish off, balls deep in her rectum. Pumping your gooey man juice deep in her crapper, coating the walls of her colon.
by The Cornhole King January 8, 2005
The art of enjoying the taste and scent of your womans vagina after sleeping off a long night, or day of intense sex. Applying your mouth and tongue to her womanhood and taking in the flavor of the residue.
We fucked for hours. I woke up first and had to give her a slick biscuit until the flavor was gone and then penetrated her again and busted another nutt, balls deep against her cervix.
by The Cornhole King January 19, 2005
The art of sniffing the crotch of a pair of panties taken from the dirty clothes hamper, jerking of and cumming in the crotch of them. Primarily means rooting through the dresser drawer of a womans clean panties, jerking off on the crotch and then folding them back up and putting them back.
I was at my buddies house at a party and they werent paying attention. His old ladies a pretty hot broad. I went int thier room and opened her dresser drawer, snagged a sweet looking pair of thongs and hit the bathroom. They were clean so I was a Panty Cruster and put them back. I wonder if she ever noticed before she put them on.
by The Cornhole King January 8, 2005
One who enjoys the delicious taste and odor of his womans ass cheeks spread wide as he takes in her sphincter aroma and then cleanses her browneye squeeky clean with his tongue. Usually following up with a bit of balls deep anal action.
As a bung tonguer, I cleansed my old ladys asshole and then she let me bust a nut deep in her bung pipe.
by The Cornhole King January 20, 2005