11 definitions by The Cornhole King
The wise individual who can enjoy the aroma given off by pair of soiled female pantys snatched from a dirty clothes hamper, laundry room or the floor after banging them. The crotch panel usually has a strong cunt smell ranging from soft and fruity to strong and tangy. While alone, the sniffer will usually enjoy holding the filthy crotch to thier nose, slowly inhaling the aroma, while stroking thier cock. An occasional lick to the stain gives the oral pleasure as well. The odor, the tangy taste and the pumping of thier cock quickly brings one to an explosive orgasm.
After I woke up in the morning, I pocketed her panties she soaked the night before. She was asleep so I riffled through her hamper and found a great pair of black cotton thongs with the greatest, funkiest smelling crusty crotch panel. I took them too. When I got home, I kept them in zip lock bags and the scent and taste stayed for weeks. I was so sore from jacking off to that pleasure.
by The Cornhole King January 8, 2005
One who enjoys the delicious taste and odor of his womans ass cheeks spread wide as he takes in her sphincter aroma and then cleanses her browneye squeeky clean with his tongue. Usually following up with a bit of balls deep anal action.
As a bung tonguer, I cleansed my old ladys asshole and then she let me bust a nut deep in her bung pipe.
by The Cornhole King January 20, 2005
A womans sphincter after a long relaxing licking and gentle sucking. Once she is totally relaxed, you can bury your tongue in there and eventually your rock hard cock.
After the concert, we went to a motel. We had some drinks and relaxed. I was getting hard so she started sucking me. I spread her ass cheeks and sniffed and sucked her browneye. It was funky and delicious. After a long session of tonguing her, her gumhole softened up and I buried my tongue deeply in her dumper. After a few orgasms she let me bury my rock hard cock in her ass and orgasmically explode deep in her dumper.
by The Cornhole King January 20, 2005
The beautiful residue left in a womans panty crotch after long wear and/or arousal. Usually drying to a powdery whitish/yellow color, holding in the scent of her sex as well as making for a great sniffing and licking prospect later while jerking off.
Hey, she was so hot before we banged, I slipped her pantys off and realized it had panty soup. I carefully rolled them up, crotch on the inside and pocketted them. Later they gave me a lot of pleasure, sniffing and licking the crotch while I jerked off on my towel.
by The Cornhole King January 8, 2005
A guy who appreciates the soilage in a womans crotch panel of her panties, sniffs and licks the contents while achieving orgasm. This may occur numerous times with the same pair. However the honest ones returns them, discreetley. The smart one keeps the best ones and locks them up in airtight bags, containing the aroma and taste.
I'm a panty thief and have enjoyed some of the best, funkiest crusty tastey soiled crotch panels there is. Wanna see my collection?
by The Cornhole King January 8, 2005
The art of waking up after sleeping off a long night or day of balls deep consensual sex and then spreading your ladys ass cheeks wide and tongue fucking and sucking her asshole.
Me and my girl fucked for hours. We finally passed out and slept for who knows how long. When I woke up, I was hard as a rock again and got me my ass tortilla from her. Once she was sucked and licked clean I decided to cornhole her. I deposited my load deep in her turd canal.
by The Cornhole King January 20, 2005
The art of enjoying taking in the aroma of a females dirty crotch scent contained in her soiled pantys. Held close to the nose and with a slow, deep inhaling of her soiled scent. Licking the filthy panel can also give a tangy taste. Most usually performed whiled masturbating with a towel on your chest and your cock well lubed with ky jelly.
I layed back on my bed, towel on my stomach and a handfull of lube. Stuck the filthy, pungent crotch of her soiled panties to my nose and inhaled the aroma of her 3 days long worn deposit. It was so strong my brain couldn't take the treatment any more from her female scent and offered up my bounty of man goo, spewing from my cock. panty sniffing again helped me to bust a much needed nut, joyously.
by The Cornhole King January 8, 2005