The Cornhole King's definitions

ass tortilla

The art of waking up after sleeping off a long night or day of balls deep consensual sex and then spreading your ladys ass cheeks wide and tongue fucking and sucking her asshole.

Me and my girl fucked for hours. We finally passed out and slept for who knows how long. When I woke up, I was hard as a rock again and got me my ass tortilla from her. Once she was sucked and licked clean I decided to cornhole her. I deposited my load deep in her turd canal.

by The Cornhole King January 19, 2005

bung tonguer

One who enjoys the delicious taste and odor of his womans ass cheeks spread wide as he takes in her sphincter aroma and then cleanses her browneye squeeky clean with his tongue. Usually following up with a bit of balls deep anal action.

As a bung tonguer, I cleansed my old ladys asshole and then she let me bust a nut deep in her bung pipe.

by The Cornhole King January 19, 2005

gumhole

A womans sphincter after a long relaxing licking and gentle sucking. Once she is totally relaxed, you can bury your tongue in there and eventually your rock hard cock.

After the concert, we went to a motel. We had some drinks and relaxed. I was getting hard so she started sucking me. I spread her ass cheeks and sniffed and sucked her browneye. It was funky and delicious. After a long session of tonguing her, her gumhole softened up and I buried my tongue deeply in her dumper. After a few orgasms she let me bury my rock hard cock in her ass and orgasmically explode deep in her dumper.

by The Cornhole King January 19, 2005

slick biscuit

The art of enjoying the taste and scent of your womans vagina after sleeping off a long night, or day of intense sex. Applying your mouth and tongue to her womanhood and taking in the flavor of the residue.

We fucked for hours. I woke up first and had to give her a slick biscuit until the flavor was gone and then penetrated her again and busted another nutt, balls deep against her cervix.

by The Cornhole King January 18, 2005

stink star

The amazing aspect of a womans body, that after a few days of not bathing, delivers a tastey nuance to oral sex when applying the tongue to her sphincter opening.

After we spent all day hiking in The Bob Marshall, we pitched camp and settled in. After we ate and retired to our tent things got pretty hot. Our bags were laid out and I spread her ass cheeks wide. I gingerley licked her stink star, savouring her taste, sniffing her dirthole and licking up her days worth of sweaty funky residue.

by The Cornhole King January 18, 2005

Cornhole

The act of gently inserting your well lubed erect cock into your womans well rimmed and squeeky clean anus. Making sure plenty of lube has also been applied to her sphincter as well. With a gentle push, once the crown of your cock has stretched her sphincter, you allow her bung muscle to relax and then start a gradual entering of her turdcutter. Once fully in her turdcutter, you begin a slow, short pumping motion until you build up to a full length cock stabbing penetration of her dumphole. Stroking as fast as possible, while holding on to her hips until you reach the point of no return. You finish off, balls deep in her rectum. Pumping your gooey man juice deep in her crapper, coating the walls of her colon.

After I cornhole you, you won't shit right for a week.

by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005

panty sniffer

The wise individual who can enjoy the aroma given off by pair of soiled female pantys snatched from a dirty clothes hamper, laundry room or the floor after banging them. The crotch panel usually has a strong cunt smell ranging from soft and fruity to strong and tangy. While alone, the sniffer will usually enjoy holding the filthy crotch to thier nose, slowly inhaling the aroma, while stroking thier cock. An occasional lick to the stain gives the oral pleasure as well. The odor, the tangy taste and the pumping of thier cock quickly brings one to an explosive orgasm.

After I woke up in the morning, I pocketed her panties she soaked the night before. She was asleep so I riffled through her hamper and found a great pair of black cotton thongs with the greatest, funkiest smelling crusty crotch panel. I took them too. When I got home, I kept them in zip lock bags and the scent and taste stayed for weeks. I was so sore from jacking off to that pleasure.

by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005