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chuck norris

Alcoholic beverage containing mostly apple vodka and orange juice. Causes you to want to pummel human beings after several drinks.

Jeff: We're out of all the good alcohol. What are we going to drink?
Nik: Let's drink Chuck Norris'
Jason: No!!!! I don't want to get my ass kicked again.

by The Coolest Man Alive May 17, 2006

lemon cake

n. It's what you say that you want when you don't know what you want.

I would like some lemon cake.

by The Coolest Man Alive May 17, 2006