Definitions by The Comma Cowboy

i-Tunesicated 

The act of purchasing music from iTunes while under the influence of alcohol. The term is generally associated with the purchase of music that one wouldn’t normally buy.

"Dude, I was so wasted last night, I downloaded the entire "Hi in Fidelity” album by REO Speedwagon because I thought it actually sounded good. It was a serious case of being i-Tunesicated."

i-Tunesicated by The Comma Cowboy June 26, 2009

Embellishtician

A person who completely makes up statistic or fact to make a point in conversation, either on purpose or by mistake.

"Joey is such the embellishtician. He said that there are more grizzly bears in Montana than there are people."

Embellishtician by The Comma Cowboy June 24, 2009