Definitions by The Comic

The Angry Butcher 

The Angry Butcher - Before you begin hang your girlfriends dead lifeless corpse up like a piece of meat, proceed to cut her in half then climb inside and sew her backup from the inside, once you have climaxed eat your way out

You look tasty wanna go somewhere private and do The Angry Butcher

The Angry Butcher by The Comic November 5, 2012

The Angry Carpenter

The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains

Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.

The Angry Carpenter by The Comic November 5, 2012