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Definitions by The Cock Handler (not gay)

Flaysham 

The act of flaying the skin while simultaneously masturbating exclusively to hello kitty but not in a weird way. then covering the slayed skin in the purest alcohol available and lighting it on fire but only with a match no lighter bull shit before putting the flame out with the oowy goowy delicious creamy white extract. Warning this can only be done a limited amount of times based on girth.
hey bro have you tried flayshaming it helped me get through my suicidal teenage emo phase.