Definitions by The Cheetah Dude

THE Ohio State University 

The University of Florida's Bitches

Gator: Hey bitch, get me a HotDog.
Buckeye: What ..aww.. c'mon man..
Gator: Now Bitch! Don't make me chomp THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY'S ass AGAIN!(does the chomp with arms
Buckeye: ... ...you want relish?

THE Ohio State University by The Cheetah Dude April 10, 2007

Double Stack 

The act of taking a shit in a toilet already filled with shit because either
A.) It has become clogged or
B.) You're having a Double Stacking contest

J: Man, I was at Ray's the other night and had to take a monster shit, but when I got to the bathroom, the only toilet was already full of putrid shit!
DOOKIE: NO! What'd you do man?
J: Well I tried to flush it, but it just spun around a bit. There was no way I was gonna make it home without squirting all over myself.
DOOKIE: Dude, tell me you didn't....
J: Yep, I just Double Stacked it.
DOOKIE: FOUL!

Double Stack by The Cheetah Dude August 1, 2005

Zitty Von Zittles 

What NOT to call your girlfriend when you see her and her face grew a new moon colony overnight.

Your Girl: Hey you still wanna go to that BBQ at Pickle's house?
You: Not with you, ZITTY VON ZITTLES!
Your Girl: <SLAP!> ASSHOLE!

Zitty Von Zittles by The Cheetah Dude July 16, 2005

Cheetah Sneak 

To punch someone ten or twelve times in as many seconds, before they even know they've been punched once.

"Yo, if that bastard looks at me funny, I'm gonna Cheetah Sneaks his ass!"

Cheetah Sneak by The Cheetah Dude June 27, 2005