Definitions by The Butty Professor

AED 

When a female lays naked on her back looking at you upside down and you act quickly by employing these life saving techniques.

1. Check airway by putting genitals in her mouth.

2. Feel breast area for a pulse.

3. Employ electric stimuli to her vagina with a vibrator.

I saw that she needed attention immediately and acted quickly by using the AED on her. I don't think of myself as a hero, I was there and did what any decent human being would do.

AED by The Butty Professor October 2, 2017

Cake Pops 

A tasty treat for your partner after pulling your balls out of his or her butt hole.

She's on her period so we decided to make cake pops instead.

Cake Pops by The Butty Professor September 30, 2017