The Brown Elf's definitions

Shitsmas

The day after Christmas when you wake up and take a miraculous, emergency shit.

"Hey man, Mike's been in the bathroom all morning."
"Yea,I guess Shitsmas came early this year."

"You have Charmin toilet paper?!?"
"Ho,ho,ho...Merry Shitsmas!"

by The Brown Elf December 26, 2012