Definitions by The Bouchebag
Closet Guard
Def 1;
Person 1: He says he likes big butts.
Person 2: That's such a lie he's totally gay it must be a closet guard.
Def 2;
Person 1: I heard that he is dating some girl but he is so homosexual and there's nothing wrong with that but ya.
Person 2: Must be a closet guard.
In other words beard
Person 1: He says he likes big butts.
Person 2: That's such a lie he's totally gay it must be a closet guard.
Def 2;
Person 1: I heard that he is dating some girl but he is so homosexual and there's nothing wrong with that but ya.
Person 2: Must be a closet guard.
In other words beard
Closet Guard by The Bouchebag August 12, 2014
fuzzjob
A fuzz job is when a women is on her knees giving oral while the lman uses sciosorss to eradicate pubic hairs onto her face, then ejaculates on the woman.
fuzzjob by The Bouchebag September 9, 2013