Definitions by The Boaby

The Heed 

An individual with a comically oversized head (so big, it has it's own postcode) along with a personality so dull, that it sucks the atmosphere out of a room when they enter....a bad case of halitosis usually accompanies this...

Oh no, here comes The Heed, really can't deal with him boring the life out of us again

The Heed by The Boaby March 4, 2020

Harvester

An individual who, while being a member of an International supporters club, purchases tickets to International football games with no intention of going but still accumulates points in order to have first takings at a major tournament and denies fellow supporters the opportunity.

Big Dunky fae the North is a harvester, 20 pointer and has nae been to a game in years !! While I am stuck on 4 points !!

Harvester by The Boaby October 18, 2018

Stoopid 

After smoking copious amounts of cannabis (note: not actually stoned) a person may feel "Stoopid" as their brain is still clouded from the effects of the ganja.

Student 1: "Mr. Teacher is pretty off the ball today huh"
Student 2: "I think he is just feeling a little stoopid"

Stoopid by The Boaby August 1, 2012