playing with the closet door

When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.
“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”
by The Big Toast October 11, 2020
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Wizard Music

A very funny cards against humanity card.
A gateway to arson: Wizard Music
by The Big Toast January 11, 2022
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