Definitions by The Big Ham

Crusty Crate 

Crusty Crate is a polish immigrant who lives in the city Sheffield. Thats all i have to say. Literally. Like theres nothing else about him. Except hes a victim of Cameroon (see the 3rd definition)

Joj: I've got a boyfriend. His name his Crusty Crate im keeping him away from the cameroon

Yowie Wowie: fair enough

Crusty Crate by The Big Ham January 14, 2020

Codfish 

Codfish is a fish (no shit) who lives in the city with a pretty decent football team in the form of Wolverhampton. Hes pre pubescent even though hes in his last year of high school, and thinks hes the best at rainbow six siege and calls everyone daddy for literally no reason. Im being serious this kid needs to STOP!

Codfish: *guitar strumming intensifies*

Everyone else in the party: oh ffs

Codfish by The Big Ham January 14, 2020

Dribble chin 

Someone who constantly dribbles down their chin due to their stupidity.

That dribble chin Henry is chatting shit again.

Dribble chin by The big ham November 22, 2016