The Beast Master's definitions

meat pipe

A testicular deformity associated with the symptoms of a large, abnormally unhealthy cock that is raging with a combination of genital herpes, crabs, and syphilus (Treatment is optional and consists of a cheap prostitute eating your swollen and cancerous DICK. There is only a 47% chance of recovery, with the great risk of a slow painful death).

Bronson's gargantuan meatpipe, deceased and a threat to human safety, is surpassed in severity only by his rectally hemmoraged bonch and extremely potent anal yeast infection.

by The Beast Master July 1, 2003