The Bartender's definitions

Dane swatton

Someone who gets with large ladies and smells of cheese

You’ve really done a Dane swatton there mate

by The bartender June 16, 2025

ignant

proudly, willfully ignorant. Holding up one's ignorance as a virtue, and using it as rhetorical and moral leverage. cf. Ignorance.

"To the C students, I say, 'You too can be president of the United States.'" - George W. Bush

by The Bartender May 13, 2005