The Barse's definitions

Fiveonefourniner

Meaning somebody who is j-u-s-t THIS side of heterosexuality, a borderline bisexual. Based on the 100% scale. (51% / 49%)

"Hey dude, you reckon that Robbie Williams & Sigourney Weaver are fiveonefourniners??"....

"Pretty sure on SIGOURNEY dude, as for ROBBIE.....he's debateable"

by The Barse August 3, 2009

Laptop Lancelot

A term used to describe anybody in an internet chatroom who wants to pick a fight.

"I was in Google chat last night & some fucking Laptop Lancelot kept trying to start something with me"

by The Barse October 3, 2007