2 definitions by The Baltimore Chewy Mack
"Man, I was so hungry, I ate an entire pizza from Rosa's drenched in that bottom shelf Ranch Dressing from the corner store. It was damn near the nicetiest thing I've done in a long while.
"I had a menage a trois with two teenage runaway hookers who were addicted to heroin. It was beyond nicety. It was the best sex I've ever had...I should probably go get tested though."
"I had a menage a trois with two teenage runaway hookers who were addicted to heroin. It was beyond nicety. It was the best sex I've ever had...I should probably go get tested though."
by The Baltimore Chewy Mack November 25, 2007
Shitting oneself while riding public transportation and trying to conceal the chocolate cake batter-like excrement oozing down your leg from other passengers until you can get off at the next stop.
Those watered down Anchor Steams, Gilroy Garlic Fries and Say Hey! Willie Mays Sausages had my stomach on the warpath, so I left the Giants game in the 7th inning, but I didn't make it home...I totally did a duncan hines on that train. I knew I should have flagged down a cab instead of taking MUNI.
I was really into this girl, but after we left the bar and hopped on the street car to head to my place, she dropped a duncan hines move! She was so embarrassed, she just pulled the cord and jumped out at the next stop and I never saw her again.
I was really into this girl, but after we left the bar and hopped on the street car to head to my place, she dropped a duncan hines move! She was so embarrassed, she just pulled the cord and jumped out at the next stop and I never saw her again.
by The Baltimore Chewy Mack June 10, 2008