Covidginity

The state of having not contracted covid19

Sara got covid. She finally lost her covidginity

by The 8th Duke of Burgundy September 16, 2022

Coughilitis

A sense of being unwell for no valid reason, especially used to describe imaginary illness of school kids when they do not feel like going to school.

Tim: my brother Jim is not well today. He was "sick"
Teacher: Ah, a case of 'coughilitis'!

by The 8th Duke of Burgundy February 16, 2022