Definitions by The 8th Duke of Burgundy

Covidginity 

The state of having not contracted covid19

Sara got covid. She finally lost her covidginity

Covidginity by The 8th Duke of Burgundy September 16, 2022

Coughilitis 

A sense of being unwell for no valid reason, especially used to describe imaginary illness of school kids when they do not feel like going to school.

Tim: my brother Jim is not well today. He was "sick"
Teacher: Ah, a case of 'coughilitis'!

Coughilitis by The 8th Duke of Burgundy February 16, 2022