Coughilitis

A sense of being unwell for no valid reason, especially used to describe imaginary illness of school kids when they do not feel like going to school.
Tim: my brother Jim is not well today. He was "sick"
Teacher: Ah, a case of 'coughilitis'!
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Covidginity

Sara got covid. She finally lost her covidginity
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