2 definitions by The blind man driving.

njk

Not just kidding.

"Get some."
"Yeah, for sure." *in sarcastic tone*
"No, I was njk."

by The blind man driving. March 20, 2012

TGISC

Thank god it's Stephen Colbert. Used when talking about the best comedian of these times.

Guy: "I hate life. My girlfriend of 10 years just broke up with me, I lost my lottery money in Vegas, and a I woke up to 6 cats mauling my face. There's no way I could got cheered up."

His only friend left: "Oh the TV's on. Let's turn to Comedy Central."

Guy: TGISC!!!! There is a god, and he's in my TV!!

by The blind man driving. March 22, 2012