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Greenaholic
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That one friend
that always calls dibs on greens (the
first hit
of
marijuana
) when the time to smoke comes.
Fred: "I'm gonna go
pack a bowl
real quick
"
Greenaholic: "DUDE DIBS ON
GREENS
DIBS ON GREENS"
Greenaholic
by
Thatonedudelmfao
June 30, 2018
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