ThatOneWeebSimp's definitions

Mae

A gossip girl. She knows everything about everyone. Tells you everything. Even if you don't wanna know about it. She also simps for the most un likeable people. Whether they're real or not. Seriously, she has pictures of shirtless MHA character on her pinterest feed.

Mae, I'm bored. Tell me something.
Mae: This person and this person are dating. I heard this person likes this person. Did you hear about what happened to this person?

by ThatOneWeebSimp August 4, 2022

Sawyer

A book nerd. They are the leader of their friendship group and fairly nice. That is unless you do something to annoy them. That's when you wanna run. They most likely read the Warriors book all the time. Doesn't matter what you're talking about, or what you're doing, or even where you are. They will always be reading. Most likely Warriors.

Person 1: So anyway, yesterday was the saddest day of my life.
Sawyer: mhm
Person 2: Did you see the new Warriors book?
Sawyer: Oh my gosh yes, it was so good.

by ThatOneWeebSimp August 4, 2022

Sawyer

One of your best friends. You don't remember how you became friends with them or why, you just know your friends. They are most likely a book nerd and the leader of the friendship group. You don't know much about what they like, or their home life unless you're super close with them. They are relatively nice, unless you start to annoy them. That's when things get dangerous. Whenever Sawyer doesn't show up to school, its one of the most boring days of your life.

Person 1: So anyway, that's why yesterday was the saddest day of my life.
Sawyer: mhm
Person 2: Did you hear about that new book?
Sawyer: Oh my gosh, It's so good.

by ThatOneWeebSimp August 4, 2022

Gabe

A human who won't stop asking what a Glacier is. This person may also like the nickname Alastor. They can be very annoying, and sometimes even look to murder.

person 1: Wow, they really won't stop asking what a glacier is.
person 2: They're being so Gabe right now.

by ThatOneWeebSimp April 30, 2024