1 definition by ThatOneKidInTheCorner
KYHS, or Kohelet Yeshiva High School, is a college preparatory modern orthodox Jewish day school in Lower Merion Pennsylvania known for its immense workload and exceedingly depressed students. The school prides itself on the equality between genders by allowing the female students to learn Gemara but not allowing them to show their knees or sing in front of the opposite gender. The faculty also pride themselves on their ability to listen to all of the student's issues and resolves it by ignoring the problems instead of dealing with them. As you walk down the halls you can hear common phrases such as:
"I want to kill myself!"
"I'm going to kill him/her!"
"I want to die!"
"Do you have any food?"
"I want to kill myself!"
"I'm going to kill him/her!"
"I want to die!"
"Do you have any food?"
"KYHS makes me want to KMS. I have three essays to write, four projects due, twelve chapters to read, and two tests to study for all in the next week."
by ThatOneKidInTheCorner April 7, 2019